JOHN BEAGLES AND GRAHAM RAMSAY


PRESENT


BURGERHEAVEN


THE TRUE TASTE OF STARDOM

Have you ever wished that you could sink your teeth into Elvis’s meaty thighs?


Do you ever dream of devouring Diana’s tender flesh?

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT

YOU NEED IT REAL BAD

Now all your desires can be fulfilled at Burgerheaven.


Utilising the latest gene matrix fusion generator, the Burgerheaven scientists have
successfully cloned livestock, whose flesh is a perfect natural synthesis of your favourite dead superstars. The organic meat compounds which are extracted have all the flavour and texture of such stars as John Lennon, Princess Diana, Jimi Hendrix, Marilyn Monroe, Kurt Cobain and Elvis Presley. It’s a great new taste sensation!
Throughout the twentieth century many of our brightest stars have been cruelly cut down in their prime, but in Burgerheaven our stars still burn bright. So, if you loved the best, come on and taste their flavoursome flesh.

TRY OUR GOOD DIE YOUNG RANGE
PRINCESS DIANA
Our low fat Queen of Hearts Burger is flame grilled over a Candle in the Wind and comes with a delicate, fragrantly garnished salad .
KURT COBAIN
This lean, mean burger sure Tastes Like Teen Spirit.
JIMI HENDRIX
Take a walk on the wildside as you bite into our Jimi Burger.
It's hot 'n spicy Voodoo Chili Sauce will blow your mind.
You too can kiss the sky - a real star spangled burger treat.

MARILYN MONROE
Gentleman who prefer burgers will overdose on the taste of this peroxide beauty. Diamonds maybe a girl's best friend, but this prime slab of white meat is available at a fraction of the price.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine you could make love with your belly, not war with your bowels. Come together for Instant Karma with this wholesome vegetarian grill.
All We Are Saying Is Give Peas A Chance.

ELVIS PRESLEY
There's no hound dog in our hot dog, just the good ole taste of the king. With it's secret blend of Blue Suede Southern spices, you just can't help falling in love with the Kingburger.
They may have died young but they will live on forever in your stomach.