BEAGLES AND GRAHAM RAMSAY
THE TRUE TASTE OF STARDOM
you ever wished that you could sink your teeth into Elviss meaty
Do you ever dream of devouring Dianas tender flesh?
KNOW YOU WANT IT
NEED IT REAL BAD
all your desires can be fulfilled at Burgerheaven.
Utilising the latest gene matrix fusion generator, the Burgerheaven
successfully cloned livestock, whose flesh is a perfect natural synthesis
of your favourite dead superstars. The organic meat compounds which
are extracted have all the flavour and texture of such stars as John
Lennon, Princess Diana, Jimi Hendrix, Marilyn Monroe, Kurt Cobain and
Elvis Presley. Its a great new taste sensation!
Throughout the twentieth century many of our brightest stars have been
cruelly cut down in their prime, but in Burgerheaven our stars still
burn bright. So, if you loved the best, come on and taste their flavoursome
TRY OUR GOOD DIE YOUNG RANGE
Our low fat Queen of Hearts Burger is flame grilled
over a Candle in the Wind and comes with a delicate, fragrantly garnished
This lean, mean burger sure Tastes Like Teen Spirit.
Take a walk on the wildside as you bite into our
It's hot 'n spicy Voodoo Chili Sauce will blow your mind.
You too can kiss the sky - a real star spangled burger treat.
Gentleman who prefer burgers will overdose on
the taste of this peroxide beauty. Diamonds maybe a girl's best friend,
but this prime slab of white meat is available at a fraction of the
Imagine you could make love with your belly, not
war with your bowels. Come together for Instant Karma with this wholesome
All We Are Saying Is Give Peas A Chance.
There's no hound dog in our hot dog, just the
good ole taste of the king. With it's secret blend of Blue Suede Southern
spices, you just can't help falling in love with the Kingburger.
They may have died young but they will
live on forever in your stomach.